The Push Press is your source for hard pressing news in the fitness world, which may or may not be true.  Much like the supposed health benefits of goji berries, homeopathic medicine, or the proper way to use a leg extension machine to maximize gainz, you can never be too sure.  Consult a medical professional before reading to determine if you are physically capable of reading the Push Press or any satire periodical.  

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The Push Press was founded by a couple of fitness dorks.  Want to help out?  Send 3-5 headline ideas via our contact form at the bottom of the page.  Good satire starts with a good headline.  

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Current Staff:

Bob Kinner - Founder, Editor, Writer

Jinger Moore - Co-founder, Writer, Web Design, Total Babe

Reggie Hedgie - Actual Hedgehog, Writer, Emotional Support Animal

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