"The force is what gives the Jedi his power, it binds the galaxy together. Midi-chlorian are the source of it. It makes sense athletes are abusing the force to get reps, especially when you see them get that 29th and 30th muscle-up. The physics of their trajectory don't add up!" Said Steve Fischer, comic book store owner and Star Wars historian. When asked how an avid comic book reader and star wars historian also knew so much about the crossfit games, he explained, "I just have a huge crush on Amanda Barnhart."
"It's amazing how hard they've been cracking down, lately. In the past, I'd just wave my hand and say you don't need a urine sample. It never failed." one of the athletes explained.
"Cracking down on Midi-chlorian abuse really brings a new hope to the Crossfit games," another athlete explained, "I'm really glad to see our Crossfit empire strike back, against the abusers. I just hope and pray our screening process is able to weed out any phantom menace before he makes his way to the podium. We don't need another instance like 2017."
Crossfit fans and Star Wars fans both agree a phantom menace is just awful.
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