Not sure if those are almonds or chili peppers someone left out in the sun, but you're not eating enough of them.
Scientists at Tri-County Community College recently published the findings of their ongoing web-based study. The study surveyed users asking them if they considered themselves to be healthy as well asking if they'd ever eaten this crap. An astounding 89% of participants, who found themselves unhealthy, also claimed to had never eaten this crap.
Head researcher, Dr. Gary Antonopoulus, commented on his findings. "I don't consider myself to be a healthy person. I have no idea what this crap is. Pine nuts, maybe? Whatever this crap is, it must be important. 96% of people who think they are healthy also think they eat this crap."
"Whatever this crap is, it must be important."
Dr. Antonopoulus's research group is currently under way, with another web-based study. This time they will be asking participants, "What is this crap?"
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