Every night I eat some food from my bowl and run on my wheel. I run like Edward Norton's character in Fight Club talks about running; then, I have a little water, poop in my litter box, and run some more. I don't wear a watch. I don't even have opposable thumbs, you big dummies! How am I even supposed to put it on?
I have a lot of pent-up energy and need to run around like a madman, or else the universe might implode or something. You humans and your GPS watch. You run a distance and log your time on Strava. That's all it does. I don't get your obsession with it. If it doesn't dispense live insects, I have no use for it.
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