Suffering a similar fate as Pluto, NASA scientists have confirmed Planet Fitness actually a moon, claiming it to be in orbit of a planet of potentially better lifestyle or bad color scheme. Fitness bro's everywhere are yelling "CREATINE!!!" and giving a big Ric Flair to rejoice. They have a mutual spite for the gym whose developed a reputation for banning these so-called "lunk-heads", claiming they're intimidating and break all the equipment... because they're just so strong, brah.
"It's really not that difficult for the common person to comprehend. Planet fitness and the Moon have a lot in common. " explained NASA scientist, Dr. Luna Barr. "Many people claim the Moon is made of cheese. Many people claim Planet Fitness is made of cheese pizza. Some believe there is a man in the Moon. Some people believe there is a homeless man in the 24-hour Planet Fitness. Things seem to weigh less on the Moon. Things seem to weigh less at Planet Fitness. You see? They're basically the same thing!"
Planet Fitness has responded to NASA by calling them all a bunch of "lunk-head" scientists and if they ever step foot in one of their establishments, they'll set off their "lunk alarm."
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