The Push Press met up with Mark Page, a self-proclaimed bodybuilder, most known for leaving his weights unracked. Mark is pictured above, getting ready to shoulder press 95lbs because he is a freaking animal. Seriously, it's rumored he is 10% bear.
TPP: OK first, off, is it true you're part bear?
Mark: Grizzly. On my mother's side.
TPP: Now it says here that you are a bodybuilder.
Mark: Totes.
TPP: What sanctions do you compete? National Physique Committee?
Mark: I haven't exactly done it competitively. I'm just. I like to lift weights and take pictures of myself in the mirror.
TPP: Now what's the deal with leaving your weights on the rack?
Mark: I figured not everyone follows my Instagram page, so they're not up to date with all the sweet lifts I've been doing. I try to leave "monuments" I've built to acknowledge all of the dope progress I've been making. Like that barbell sitting on the rack over there... I did that! I did the squat with it. That's a lot for doing the squat with, bruh.
TPP: First off *fist bump* that's some sick weight. I've never seen a girl half your size warm with that. You're moving a serious load, brah! But how do you figure it affects other gym patrons, who have to deconstruct such a glorious monument? It's not only consuming of time and effort, but think of the mental anguish to have to destroy something so beautiful just to do a few sets of squats. It'd be like destroying the Sistine Chapel just to break a few beads of sweat.
Mark: I think it all comes back to the 10% bear in me. You see, us beasts have a need to mark our territory. Truth be told, when no one is looking, I pee on it a little.
There you have it folks. The guy who leaves never racks is weights may have peed on them a little. As frequent bed-wetters drop their desmopressin for creatine and pre-workouts, there's no place for the excess liquid to go, except all over the weights they are lifting!
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