After explaining to congress how to unplug the modem and plug it back in, Mark soon saw how much the CEO life had affected his body. As the once pasty, skinny hacker watched footage of his talks on CSPAN, he realized he was slowly transforming into a, what the kids are calling, "doughy lizard-person-lookin' ass."
Mark decided it was time for a change, so he did what any person with 60+ billion dollars to their name would do. He had cyborg replicants made up of Sylvester Stallone and celebrity trainer, Jillian Michaels. Despite watching the film, Blade Runner, enough times to recite Harrison Ford's lines along with him, Mark did not seem to care about the repercussions a replicant-version of Jillian Michaels could have on society.
After a few months, and a few deals with the CIA to make a couple of "incidents" at a Whole Foods disappear, Mark was in the shape of his life. He had gone full circle to, what the kids are calling, "Magic Mike making passionate love with Daniel Craig lookin' ass." Not really the style thought he wanted originally, but neither was disrupting entire societies for gainz.
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