Chillin' with the WOD design villian.
Another crossfit open workout is down the drain. As he begins to scheme up the next one, cackling and sipping on CBD infused kombucha, or something else fitness people pretend isn’t gross, Dave Castro opens up about his influence for creating these workouts.
"“I really hate crossfitters and I want them to suffer. I want them to feel the pain a non-fitness person feels when you talk to them about how you willingly paid me $20 to do Open WOD 15.5. They don't care. They just want you to shut up, stop, and buy them a pizza. That’s how I want you to feel. I want you to want everything to stop and eat a pizza.
Think about the last time you bought kale. You didn't just buy kale. You went on a kale campaign. You were kale's hype man. Slinging kale hype at the poor guy, wearing an argyle sweater vest and khaki's, who just wanted to get a bag of iceberg lettuce with the chopped carrots and red cabbage in it. He was going to take it home and have a salad with Italian dressing, order a pizza and have a fine evening. But you had to chime in with the kale. You had to tell him how kale was an ironically significant source of vitamin K like some Alanis Morissette jagged little kale shill. Just shut up, buy your kale, do some burpees in the parking lot and let this poor man enjoy his iceberg lettuce with his pizza. ""
There was copious use of the term, pizza, in his rant. While the discussion made everyone hungry for more information about pizza, Mr. Castro wanted to assure us that Papa John's Pizza was not trying to cut a deal with the Crossfit Games as their official pizza sponsor. While kale sponsorship is still potentially up for grabs, we here at The Push Press wonder what you're going to do after three-peating the last open WOD and settling for your initial run.
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