Holy Crap! What are those? Like 1.5 pood? ! Golly! She sure looks tough awkwardly doing push-ups.
That's a lot of weight to be standing completely stationary, while you do push-ups. Good thing she's using those top-heavy kettlebells, and not those stupid, balanced hex-dumbbells in the corner. What kind of idiot uses hex-dumbbells to do pushups?! That's what kettlebells are for!
I bet she does like three before flopping over one of the kettlebells and breaking her hand. What a badass! Girls with muscle, know the hustle. Throw in a few hashtags and filter! filter! filter! Don't hate the player, hate the game. It ain't my fault I look this good, after an 8 hour photoshoot and digital editing.
"The photographer thought it would look cool, and I was already late on rent. " -- Stock Photo Model
Gurl, please, if you reading this, it time to slap on those leggings, head to Target, and get some Target-brand discount kettlebells for your next instagram photoshoot. You will look so tough. Yaaaas Queen! Be sure to get some hand braces, ibuprofen, and starbucks frappuccino, just in case. Or try being like one of the millions of fit girls who actually try to exercise, and do them correctly.
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